My dad used to talk about some elderly neighbors of ours, Roy and Flossie Webb, who were “so tight they even fried squash blossoms.” Any deviation from meat, potatoes and a vegetable, preferably soggy, was viewed with suspicion in our neck of the woods. I do not come from one of the great culinary traditions—all of our “old family recipes” are from the label of a cream of mushroom soup can. The Webbs were from the South, and perhaps had higher culinary expectations than the rest of the neighborhood did.